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When you connect with the Bullet Points, you don't just get some canned response from some low-rate offshore customer "service" supplier; in fact you're unlikely to get any response at all. Our unique correspondence- handling mechanisms enable maximum service rhetoric without the unwanted overhead of direct contact or quality assurance. Rest assured that when you get lip service from the Bullet Points sales team, you're getting some of the most sincere-sounding assurances in the business, and that's not all.

Many organizations claim to be responsive, as do the Bullet Points from time to time. However, when you contact their offshore representatives you'll often find the same old runaround routine of "Your call is very important to us" and "Thank you for your patience." When the Bullet Points don't have the time or inclination to help you, you'll know it. Our specially trained response team goes from evasive to brusque to downright rude following a no-nonsense script that gets you the heck out of our faces without any illusions or any time wasted with empty courtesy. The Bullet Points know when a customer won't get the hint, and our promise is that we'll get you off our case and on with your life faster than anyone else on the market. If you're still reading, go ahead and use the links on this page to find out for yourself.

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Welcome to the Bullet Points' online directory!
Use the following links to direct your inquiries appropriately:
  • Under no circumstances should you email Jimbo.
  • Please direct legal threats via email to Stu.
  • To arrange booking or payment, email Robin.
  • Cold callers and other people with whom we wouldn't want to correspond, please email Frank.
The above links will enable you to try contacting some extremely busy people who may or may not return your message, although they are most responsive when it comes to receiving paychecks or gifts.

Some more traditional utility addresses you may attempt to reach are: Additionally, there are some other spooky characters lurking in the Bullet Points offices known as Neal and Jay, but we're pretty sure you don't want to contact them.

Please allow 10-12 weeks for a response. The Bullet Points are not responsible for requests more than two months after initial inquiry.

Thanks, and come back soon!

The Bullet Points Team